How to crash a blogging conference in one easy step

Step one:

Show up when you haven't registered with the full intention of holding up a sign during a friend's session that reads "SHOW UZ UR BEWBZ," and then run out of the room.

There is no step two.

Blissdom is happening in Nashville February 6th and 7th. Apparently mommies are attending to learn to attract more readers by flashing their fun bits be better bloggers or something like that. I can never tell with things like this since the topic lists always read like stereo instructions written in Slavic.

Women will descend upon Music City USA in droves to share stories about stretch marks and impotent incompetent husbands. Wine will flow like water. Bra straps will fly. Pudding will be used in ways it was never meant to be. There might be a kiddie pool involved. I imagine something like this:



Field trips will be taken:


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They have a cafe?!?

Food will be eaten:


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Cafe Loveless

Faux Greek monuments will be gazed upon:



Debauchery, pure and simple. Appropriate given that last bit there.

And there I'll be, documenting it through the lens. Heh heh heh. Purely for the sake of prosperity, unofficially of course. Blissdom seems to be anti-sausage unlike BlogHer which seems to LOVE and welcome the cock. And, let's face it, they're asking for an awful lot of money to attend this thing. So, if I just happen to have a room at the same hotel...

And I may have a trick or two up my sleeves. Nothing I dare divulge, but it'll either go over great, or go up in flames like the Hindenburg.