Fraking Leprechaun

It's all Lucky's fault that you were born early and today marks the second anniversary of your birth, son. He sent you into a fit and as a result you decided to make your entrance into this world earlier than any of us had planned for. To your credit, you did keep your end of the bargain and waited until the hockey season was over before leaping from mommy's loins.

So to you, on your day, all I wish and can give you is happiness, because you've given mommy, sissy, and I more than we deserve.

Happy birthday Butters.